

Critic, how about you?ĭoctor: Please, Critic, nothing is silly here.

Try some Golden Age "Wonder Woman" comics.Ĭharles: That's a great idea! (pulls up his phone) Nothing sexual there!ĭoctor: Very good. Until then, you should probably read some more wholesome material. until vines wrap around me, tickle my feet, and something about being a giant covered in custard.ĭoctor: There's actually a whole other group meeting coping with that show.ĭoctor: Yes. Okay.Ĭharles: Suddenly, I-I really want to be a catgirl!Ĭharles: While being inflated and, drowned in quicksand.Ĭharles.

I'm not sure if mine scarred me or not, it's hard to explain. NC: (concerned) I'm sorry, is he starving my cat?ĭoctor: (ignoring NC) Charles, why don't you go next?Ĭharles: Ummm. because I thought it would lead to zombie people!ĭoctor: That's all right, Amy. (We are shown a shot of the episode in question: " Speed Demon")Īmy (vo): For years, I was terrified to race.Īmy. Amy, would you like to go next?Īmy: Oh, well, I guess mine is that one Powerpuff Girls where they raced each other. Phil: It scared me so much that I threw any cat I came across into my closet, and I still haven't opened it up.Ĭat (presumably Chaplin, as voiced by Doug): I'm dying.ĭoctor: Thank you, Phil, for your honesty. terrifying feline I've ever seen in my life. (Cut to a shot of the show, featuring a scary-looking cat there) Phil: On a so-called (makes "finger quotes") "kids show" called Flapjack, they have the most. Phil, why don't we start with you?ĭoctor: That's brave of you to say, thank you. (points to) "doctor".ĭoctor: All of us have been scarred in one way or another by animated (makes "finger quotes") "children's" program.ĭoctor: We're all here to show that we're not alone. You can tell because I'm wearing a whitecoat that says. NC: I've been doing it for years, I'm kinda stuck.ĭoctor: And I'm a doctor. I remember it so you don't have to.ĭoctor: That's an incredibly strange way to introduce yourself. NC: (quick sigh) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I would like to begin by everyone introducing themselves. Uh, this is our first meeting of cartoons that traumatized us. We open in a doctor's office, where a doctor (played by Jim Jarosz) is addressing a group of people)ĭoctor: Hi, everyone. (The Channel Awesome logo is shown, followed by the NC title sequence.
